A sunny beach with a palm tree and deck chair

Retire Me

An unserious attempt to crowdfund one designers
attempt to escape from sensible employment.

£0.00

raised of £1,000,000

This is not a charity, investment, raffle, or product purchase.

Why does this exist?

The internet used to be weirder. Smaller. More human.

Somewhere along the way, everything became optimisation, scale, and monetisation.

This is a tiny act of rebellion.
A pointless project.
A joke.
A real thing.

If even one person smiles, it’s already worth it.

Thanks for being here. You’re part of the art now.